“Beethoven” divides the world into two elementary, unbridgeable halves: those who are owned by dogs and those who are not. If you’ve never spent the night with a fat beagle rammed up against you, and ...

The director made his debut on the awful “Problem Child 2” and the hero is a very shaggy dog. But happily, “Beethoven” is never dah-dah-dah-dum. The worse that can be said for this family comedy ...

Most of us have had pets in the past, but I doubt many have had one like Beethoven – a huge, slobbering Saint Bernard who manages to save a family even while he seems to be sinking it. Beethoven, ...